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Besides, I thought he was cute.” “Yes, he was cute, but that’s not the point. Natalie made her way towards the ship, basically enjoying the ocean breeze on her bare arms, and thinking about everything she was going to do. Tops on her list was to hook up with Keira Knightley again – they hadn’t seen each other since the New Years Eve party, and Natalie was hungry for some Knightley love. ” Danica said as the two made their way up onto the ship. ” “1139,” Danica said, looking at her boarding pass. “Looks like we have everything.” Sheridan said as Evil closed the cases.

“Nice to see you too.” Evil asked as Keira started to grind on him. Your mother may be getting soft on you, but I’m not! “Typical American punk, always getting involved in other people’s affairs! Now, you’re going to let Maria enjoy herself, and we’re going to forget all about this unpleasantness. ” the young man asked, giving Yuri’s finger another twist to get his message across. “That certainly was a lot of fun,” he said as he grabbed her bags. “Wait, you just became the first person to tell off my dad and I don’t even know your name! The whole ship seemed to have an aura of sex about it and it was making the sixteen year old slightly nervous. “Yes, I’ve got everything.” Sheridan said as they went out to her SUV and tossed in a couple of bags. ” Sheridan asked as she arranged the bags to get more space. “Do I need to remind you of what we did to Hayden Jensen’s house? Just a couple minutes ago she’d seen Jessica Alba writhing around on a lawn chair while some skinny black guy had his head between her legs. My wife won’t let me partake myself, but by god man, you could use some loosening up.” “Yes, sir.” Marissco rolled his eyes. “I know, but this doesn’t feel right without you.” Evil said as Sheridan made a gagging motion. As she walked past the pool, where a guy was sitting on an inflatable raft in the middle with his legs dangling in the water while a blonde was in the water with her head and shoulders sticking out giving him a blowjob, she noticed Jennifer Garner. She was old enough to know about the birds and the bees, and had even lost her virginity the year before, but she was still inexperienced enough that watching a giant orgy develop in front of her eyes was overwhelming.He decided to remove his shorts, allowing his cock to spring out before her. “You’ve gotten so much better babe, remind me to thank your teacher.” “I thought you weren’t coming, but I’m glad I was wrong,” Mia Maestro said as she raised her head from between Jen’s thighs. “He’s just become so obsessive lately I needed some time to myself. “Keira is a nympho, she’ll expect…payment….” Evil stopped, looking at Sheridan “…which I’m sure you’ll be glad to pay.” Sheridan nodded and grabbed a silver case from the car. Better to be safe then sorry in the end.” Evil asked as they boarded the ship. ” Sheridan asked “Will you stop worrying, everything is going to be fine….” Evil asked.

“Come on Boo, make me lose my breath.” She laughed as I stroked her legs. Plus, I wouldn’t miss one of these events for the world. I think she was in that Pirates movie last year.” Sheridan said confused as to who she talked to. She didn’t try to jump your bones” Evil asked, laughing and shaking his head. The case was twice as long as a normal guitar case and twice as wide. Sheridan gave him a look “…well, for the most part.” Evil and Sheridan boarded the ship and went straight for their cabin, which was in first class so it was luxurious.

“Oh c’mon we’re not that bad” Sheridan replied as she started her SUV. “Anyway I went to Turks and Caicos first, then Ben Affleck arrived, then Jen was next followed by Victor Garber.” Evil said. All around her people were getting naked and cavorting like monkeys in the zoo.

For one thing I want to know why we weren’t invited.” Sheridan asked as she closed the door. If I’d invited all our friends and family it would have caused damage.” Evil said laughing as Sheridan got in the drivers seat. “Will you shut the fuck up and move it so the line can move? Now that she was here she was beginning to have second thoughts.

“No problem.” Keira said lustfully with Sheridan watching on. I’ll make sure of it.” * * * The joyous mood on the pier was broken as people noticed a heated exchange develop between a tall young blonde and an older, balding man. You don’t have time for a vacation, you have a lot of hard work to do! ” “What you need is to toughen up and get your head out of your ass! ” he shouted as he kept poking his finger at the yellow C on the “boy’s” Captain Charisma T-shirt. Now tell your daughter to have fun and be safe.” “Have fun Maria! And you are NEVER going to speak to her in that manner again, because that would make me very upset. ” “My friends call me Cosmo.” * * * Kelly Clarkson boarded the CSSA cruise ship with two armloads of bags – overloaded with sexy clothes and whatnot, most of which she suspected would be on her for little more than a few scant minutes – less if she put them on when TRL was with her in the room. She and TRL had been together for more than six months now, and aside from a little side adventure at the Grand Canyon, hadn’t had the chance to hang out with anyone from Hollywood at all – or even the CSSA folks! “As soon as Captain TRL here pulls up his pants, we’ll get moving.” “Captain TRL,” he said, smiling.

“About your payment…” Sheridan said as Keira got up, grabbed Sheridan and planted one on her lips. “…we have to do this later.” Sheridan said breathlessly. * * * Natalie Portman got out of her limo, hefted her single bag over her shoulder, and adjusted her sunglasses. The young woman was trying to board the ship while the man was trying his best to stop her. The last few losses have been a direct result of you choking under pressure! “Okay, that’s getting real old,” the younger man said as he grabbed Yuri’s finger, twisting it back painfully almost to the point of breaking. The week long trip to Bermuda was just the thing to bring out the freak in TRL. Sure enough, there was TRL, already hip deep in Eva. “Oh, hey Kelly,” TRL said, clearly a bit distracted by what he was doing to Eva. “I like the sound of that.” “Uh-oh,” Eva and Kelly muttered together.

“Yep, I married her but we made it look like it was Ben.” Evil said laughing. ” Sheridan asked as they pulled near the docks where the ship sat. I proposed on New Years, I knocked her up on Valentines Day.” Evil said as they pulled to a stop. “I’ve never seen you this mental over a woman before, not even when we were dating.” Sheridan said. “You joined in when we got back from Boston on New Years.” Evil said.